First things first, that is not my dog. I don't even remember that dog's name, but he seemed nice enough. The other fluffy and adorable mammal in the picture is me. I've been nontraddin' my way through life since the day I was born ass first, to having my first kid way too young, to present day where you can find me strutting the halls as a 33 year-old undergrad. As a fluffy and adorable child, I had big dreams of becoming an author of witty and thought-provoking bumper stickers. This blog will have to do. For now.

UPDATE: This is now a parenting blog. That's my theme.